Raccoon City--Birmingham

[Okan]

(Kinda serious Rping people. But allowed to have some fun...Admin kicks ass.)

Okan lay on the street. His right eye black. He had been in a street fight and the next thing knew he lay outside his house. He got up, groaning. Scratching his crotch he entered the isolated roads. Everything lay a mess. Houses set on fire and people running for their dear lives. What the hell is going on? Okan thought as he entered the chaotic street.

(Anyone can join. Don't try and make the posts long. *Looks at Ben*)

[Benedict]

Darkness, ben sat up, his head throbbing, his dick throbbing too... oh yeah, another Miss Watts dream! Oh and he'd bumped his head when waking up... so everything was normal!

He got dressed went to school and ZOMBORGS! Yeah, that rock group (or something) the zomborgs were having a gig in the school playground! It was like totally ossome!

So he went up and said "Dude you totally all rock the socks in the box!" And one of them stared down at him and wailed his harshest rocker scream... that sound was enough to... wake the dead!!!

[Okan]

Okan heard a scream.

"Man, this place is messed up. Am I still dreaming?" Highly unlikely, the floor rumbled like hell and cracks started to emerge. An earthquake? Hands erupted from the ground. Severed heads and blood came up. [glow=red,2,300]HELL[/glow] Okan looked around and saw a passerby's throat being ripped out. Okan gulped and dashed away.

[Benedict]

Ben saw a small splinter of wood fly out form below the stage, then another, and a few more, then shards were flying everywhere, as hairy rotting hands smashed their way through the makeshift stage and pulled the zomborgs under...

Zombies came out... loads of zombies...

Benedict ran into the school, while year sevens behind him seemed to think they were "uber mega powered like in dragon fable" and attacked the zombies... they were eaten whole.

Benedict didn't stop to look back, he just ran into school fast and hard. He raced throught he cloakrooms and was in the corridors when he bumped into something fleshy and soft...

Miss Watt's zombified tits!

[Okan]

Okan screamed at the sight of the blood and instantly rushed to school only to see more carnage. Year sevens getting killed. Yes finally, those kids started to piss me off Okan grinned then he caught sight of Ben and Mrs. Watts.

"Yo Ben! What the hell is going on dude?" Okan asked frantically getting a boner over Mrs. Watts.

[Benedict]

This bitch won't stop... RUBBING... me! *Ben cums on Watts and punches her head off* Ahhhh... that's better!

"Now... time to see what the situation is outside. I have no Idea what those things were, but they're out there!"

Okan and Benedict rushed to the door to the loakrooms in time to see slaughter. Smashing the display cabinet, Benedict grabbed a long pointy stick of wood, "This'll have to do till we find something better..."

"Where can we get good pointy weapons?" Okan asked... staring at the carnage.

"DT LAB!" Benedict yelled, and charged off to the back entrance to get in through the DT lab windows.

[Okan]

(You can't GODMODEL,don't use my char ben. GOD!!)

Okan saw Ben try to get in and instead he smashed it down with his fist and opened the door from the other side.

"After you Ben," Okan smiled as he picked up a wrench.

[JDGreat]

The door's hinges were nearly blown off as someone delivered a solid kick to the outside. A little dust went up as Jake strolled inside looking relatively normal.

Well, if you could call blood-stained and looking like it was Christmas everyday normal.

"Surprise muthaf**kers!" Jake yelled to his friends as he wandered in to the DT Lab.

"Undead guys in a school environment! God, I have literally been planning this to happen!" Jake laughed. Dream come true was his only thoughts at the moment.

"So, you guys found anyone else yet or is it just me so far?" Jake asked them, finally calming down. He heard a groan behind him and found himself face to face with a fairly decomposed zombie.

"Excuse me for just two moments." Jake turned and swept the zombiw out from under his feet. Jake then walked up to where it lay and punched it, repeatedly, into the floor where it eventually lay still. Looking to either side, he then fished the guys wallet. fifty quid wasn't bad, but even better was the bus keys. His eyes lit up. But first, weaponry and food, then bus carnage.

"Repeating my earlier question, seen anyone else?"

[Okan]

"Just you so far dude," Okan replied to Jake spitting on the dead corpse. He heaved his wrench into the dead bodies head and blood splatted everywhere.

"The f**ker might come back you know," OKan grinned to Jake.

[JDGreat]

"Yes that's why I managed to cave in his skull before you got wrenchy with him. But I'm gonna need a weapon." Jake replied. He then eyed the DT lab.

"Hold that thought."

It took some rummaging around but eventually Jake came back into the room. He was covered in more blood, but none his own.

"Sorry about that, some psycho Year 7 thought he could take me. Boy was he wrong. Anyway, check this out."

Jake had managed to find a couple of serrated saw blades and stuck them on either side of a broom handle that ended in a very fine point. He had basically made a make shift battle axe.

"Now to pass the time until all this clears over. Poker?"

[Okan]

"Woah, hang on. I want weapons too. This wrench is pretty shit to be honest," Okan headed out and a year 9 flew into the room with Jake and Ben. He retrieved two files each sharpened to a crisp point.

"Time to kill these mofoes. Jake, do us a favor and kill that kid. He ain't a zombie but I hate him anyway," Okan smiled then muttered that only he could hear, "your ma bitch."

[JDGreat]

"Gladly." was all the response needed.

Jake landed a textbook side kick into the kid's stomach. As the kid doubled over, a quick kick to the back of his knees sent him to his knees. Jake then positioned his head over a table and raised his 'axe'.

He couldn't let this possibilty go.

"Look at you. First time in combat and already you've gone to pieces." Jake said as the axe severed the head.

Fetching a tennis racket from God Knows Where, that mysterious place where things like missing biros or socks go, Jake served an ace with the kid's head back out the window.

"Any thoughts?" he asked himself. He'd only discovered this recently, but Jake had schizophrenia. Not only that, he could talk with his other side.

We could sell the organs for money to spend on eating sweets in front of orphans. 'Evil' Jake said.

"Good idea, but there's not gonna be any orphans left soon. Any others?"

Cannabilism?

"Don't really want to catch anything from that kid."

Decoy for zombies if they find a way of getting in?

"Nice one. But something bothers me. Since when did you care about my well-being?"

Ever since you decapitated that kid.

"I may get to like you."

[Okan]

Okan gave a evil grin. All this blood shed had shown a different side to him.

"Nicely done Jake, couldn't have done it better myself," Okan smiled then barricaded the door leading outside. Zombies moaned and aimlessly lifted their arms towards the window. Blood smeared itself over it and soon more moaning noises were heard coming from the graphics room.

"Let's go guys, staying here wont help," Okan said with his files in hand.

[JDGreat]

"Dear God Okan, I know you liked your character on that RP board but that's a little much." And we must copy it! Jake and his evil side said/thought.

Zombies were now throwing themselves at the doors, so Jake managed to put a few desks in front of the doors. The relentless banging began to quiet down.

"Problem solved. Now. Poker?" he asked again. The cards came out of their ever present domain of Jake's left-hand breast pocket, being shuffled with the skills of a professional blackjack dealer.

"Don't worry, they won't be back for a while." Jake answered both Ben and Okan's unanswered questions.

I agree. I must say I liked the touch of giving him an ultra wedgie when we strung that dead kid's body up on a flagpole to divert their attention

[Benedict]

"Hey guys! I found a glue gun!"
Benedict shouted gleefully. Watch this, it's better than poker anyday!

He walked over to the virus infested corpse and dragged it over the the place where the other dead bodies were piled up. "Pass me a hacksaw Okan?" he grinned. Catching the hacksaw with his little finger he hung it dubiously in front of his face. "Needs sharpening, lots of sharpening." He left the room, and grabbed a large block of scrap iron, rubbing the saw back and forth against it, he finally came back with... a cleaver!

"Yesssssss, as Mr May might say!" Benedict quipped. Then he strolled over to the pile of corpses and began hacking of strips of putrid flesh. "So guys" he chatted amiably, while sawing at some gristle" anyon wanna guess what weapon I'm making? "Bone blade or something." Okan asked, uninterested.

Benedict smiled, very, very broadly...

"Wrong..." Hacking a long string of tendon free he tied it into a leg bone, then another. Then with four steady hacks he sharpened the bones to perfect slicing points. "Who said I was no good at DT?" He asked, holding up his weapon. "Bone nunchuk... guys, f**k the poker, let's kick some ass!"

[Jake R]

Jake bursts into the room with a blackjack containing some brain/bone/a mixture of the two on the edge of the bat.
"Who said kick some ass"
*stares at ben hacking at mutilated bodies*
"Awwwww, i missed the fun"
"Oh and jake you are not a good poker dealer, not even hell rising can change that fact"
*Snatches cards and puts them in his pocket*
"You can have them back after you bring me 10 zombie heads with the brains still inside."

[Benedict]

"Dude, there's about 100 dead zombies lying all over the place. It isn't gonna be too hard to find ome with the brains still in. Make it something harder. Find Miss Balkham's zombified dick maybe..."

A moment's pause...

"Wait that's too easy, the thing's f**king huge anyway!"

[Jake R]

"Oh Yeah" Jake thinks for a minute
"Okay then i want 10 fully intact brains that are functional"
(I meant to say that in previous post but forgot)

[JDGreat]

"Two problems. One, we ain't immortal so there's no way in hell that I can acheive that without getting bitten. Two: How the hell can something still be functional if it's outside the damn body?" Jake asked his exact named comrade (but not in the Communist way).

Jake then sat up and jangled the bus keys in everyone's face.

"Who wants to go partying?"

[Benedict]

"Guys, does anyone know if there's a chainsaw shop near this school?"

Benedict grinned, rubbing his hands together... "If you guys are thinking what I'm thinking... then you're thinking... Chainsaw Bus" He cackled manically, and raced out towards the back entrance.