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Post by Okan on Jul 12, 2007 7:17:17 GMT
Okan cocked his left eyebrow.
"Why don't we clear the school first, instead of going on a bus. And that will give you time to get 10 fully intact brains still in their heads Jake," Okan grinned and went up the graphics room and threw Hassan down to the waiting mob.
"Errr....I dunno if he's dead or not, but kill him anyway, I didn't really like him," Okan shouted from the graphics room.
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Jake R
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Silent and violent...
Quit staring at me!!!
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Post by Jake R on Jul 12, 2007 15:53:55 GMT
"MIIINNNNNEEEEEEE!!!" screamed jake as he rushed towards the fallen corpse, being extra careful to push the other Jake for no apparent reason. Jake jumps into the air and using his blackjack, smashes the head, with brain fully intact into JG's hands. "that's 1, only 9 more to go" Jake says while falling down onto the corpse formly known as Hassan with a THUD and a CRUNCH.
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Post by Okan on Jul 12, 2007 16:06:57 GMT
Hearing the moans from below, Okan chuckled. Ahead he saw Andrew and Ashley who looked perfectly normal. "Yo Okan, What the f**k is going on," Andrew said. Okan gave Andrew the middle finger and impaled him with one file. Blood soaked through Andrew's shirt and dripped from his mouth. Pronounced dead, Okan moved away from Andrew, and following the attack, he sliced Ashley's head off with the other file. A gaping O was showing from Ashley's neck and blood spewed out. Taking both their brains Okan lobbed them down to the others. (Note: I really don't have beef with Ashely or Andrew. OK, maybe Andrew )
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Jake R
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Silent and violent...
Quit staring at me!!!
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Post by Jake R on Jul 15, 2007 20:02:45 GMT
Jake dosen't feel like going on a bus rampage, he'd much rather go to the formroom and take a nap. And so he does, carefull to lock the door so no zombies should get in, or dickheads
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JDGreat
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Like the good book says, "Let He who is without sin throweth the first rock"... and I shalt smoke it
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Post by JDGreat on Nov 20, 2007 19:53:10 GMT
Jake looked in the direction that the second Jake had gone and sighed. Before taking out his newly customised Eyepod (with real severed eyes!) and setting it up. He then got many sharp objects and began his spree for brains.
Track 56. Trust me. came the voice of Evil Jake. Jake complied.
Suddenly, the sounds of steel drums in a stylish beat came through.
Soulja boy up in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now crank that soulja boy YOU!
A head came flying off.
Now crank that soulja boy YOU!
Then another.
Now crank that soulja boy YOU!
And a third.
Now crank that soulja boy YOU!
And thus it continued
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Post by Okan on Nov 29, 2007 21:16:54 GMT
Okan had quickly followed Jake G and heard a familair song being played.
#Soulja boy up in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now crank that soulja boy YOU!#
Okan immediately joind the fray and danced in time.
#Soulja boy up in this hoe# Okan crossed his legs then brought his left leg behind and tapped it with his right hadn before cleanly swiping a zombies head off in time.
#Watch me crank it# Okan leant back dodging an attack then clicked his fingers while impaling an approaching zombie.
#Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy# Okan brought his right leg and tapped the floor before slapping his knee, at the same time kicking JDG's leg by accident.
"Sorry."
#Then super man that hoe# Okan dived forward with his files in hand and as he pretending to dive in the air he stuck the tip of his file into a zombies eye socket cleanly removing it out.
"Hey Jake, why don't you join in!"
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JDGreat
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Like the good book says, "Let He who is without sin throweth the first rock"... and I shalt smoke it
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Post by JDGreat on Dec 1, 2007 13:54:37 GMT
Jake had so far claimed five brains. But he was getting bored. He grabbed a zombie's head and nutted it dead centre. His head wasn't as rock hard as Jake R.'s but damn if he wasn't second. Evil Jake laughed. He loved destruction and watching it was just as fun. However, he took a break to consult his trusty flowchart: Yep, he was gonna have to work on it a little. Suddenly, the party got a PLOT ADVANCEMENT... I mean... BOSS BATTLE!!!! There, standing in the carnage was Mr. Darby, holding out a massive cane while his black cloak flowed behind him from a strange wind. Or maybe it came from the fan that was conveniently behind him. Whatever. He had beeen changed a bit thanks to the virus as he was walking witha broken leg and arm swapped round. But the thing that shocked Jake the most was the most apparant thing about him. Jake had to voice his concern for his own welfare after seeing it. "YOU WEAR A TOUPEE?!!!!"
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