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Post by Okan on Jul 10, 2007 17:33:12 GMT
Okan slumped on his seat. There were many people inside the room and the snow outside was 10 metres high. the windows were bolted and the form room was locked to. It was cold and everyone huddled in to keep the heat. Some more then others. Some people opted to play poker and others panic. This was all f**ked up Okan thought as he scrathced his crotch.
(You can't control each others chars. but can control people who are NPC-non-playable characters. Anyone can join)
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JDGreat
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Like the good book says, "Let He who is without sin throweth the first rock"... and I shalt smoke it
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Post by JDGreat on Jul 10, 2007 19:00:02 GMT
Jake smacked the back of Okan's head lightly as he came to sit by his Turkish Cypriot friend.
"Keeping up alright Okan?" he asked. He already knew the answer. This place was as boring as watching paint dry when you were snowed in. Jake sighed and pulled up a chair.
"Right, we have two options that will stop the boredom. Card games." The deck appeared in his hand. "Or we can just talk about stuff until the snow dies down. My choice?"
Jake stood up and grabbed one of the metre long rulers.
"Well, to be honest, I hate choices." Jake then smashed the window in the door of the room and slowly crawled out.
"I don't really care what the lot of you do," Jake called back to the group "But I'm going around the school. Sure, we're locked in with no one but us, but hey, if we can shut off those cameras, the place is ours to rule!"
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Post by Benedict on Jul 10, 2007 21:59:07 GMT
"Guys, we have Abbas in here, and as usual he has bottles of deodorant and... lighters ;D"
Benedict grabbed some tables, and chairs too, for that sweet plastic-burning smell, and gave them a good spray with pure flame. The heat was welcome, and although the carpet was burning across the room, Benedict was unworried, knowing that it was more chewing gum than carpet. He was proved right, and soon a pathetic fizzle announced the arrival of the flames at the greta wall of gum.
"Fried gummy cakes anyone?" Benedict asked innocently, chucking somone's blazer onto the fire.
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Post by Okan on Jul 11, 2007 11:07:08 GMT
Okan looked shocked at Ben's actions.
"Woah chill dude. No need to burn people's blazers," Okan said as he too cucked someone blazer into the fire while smiling. Seeing Jake exit the room, Okan followed him knwoing they had the whole school to theirselves. For now.
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Post by Benedict on Jul 11, 2007 15:46:35 GMT
But the door was completely locked, fastened shut by the cold, and metal bars had magically grown over the window. So Jake kicked it down. and they walked out... Ben followed them, muttering about how gay it was that he wasn't allowed to use other people's characters, even if it changed nothing at all to the storyline  |
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Post by Okan on Jul 11, 2007 17:45:07 GMT
Okan slapped Ben's head.
"Don't be so negative Ben. Think of the positive sides of life," Okan smiled as he gave Ben a friendly knock on the shoulder.
"Guys, let's go to the canteen and rob all the food," Okan asked as his stomach growled. All the snow had strangely made him hungry.
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Post by JDGreat on Jul 11, 2007 17:52:16 GMT
"f**k that. I'm breaking out the Bunsen Burners. Maybe we could blow oursleves out of here."
Jake wandered over round to the Chemistry departments. What he found made him grin.
Taking the bunsen burner along with some aluminium oxide, iron and magnesium, Jake booted open the window. Setting the chemicals ablaze, Jake threw it into the snowfall. The snow slowly began to melt but then gave up and remained solid. Then then snow window effect took place in which an amount of snow equal to the size of the window landed on Jake.
Jake shouted out a four syllable word which was very popular with eddie Murphy during his stand up days.
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Post by Okan on Jul 11, 2007 18:02:08 GMT
Okan grinned at Jake. What a spacker Okan thought as he went out the labs and wandered to the canteen. It was empty and outside the windoe was masses of snow and what seemed like people trapped under it. Okan ignored the people and smashed open the fridge taking out a sandwich.
"MMmmm....Chicken," Okan started salivating and took a munch into the sandwich looking intrigued at the people outside. With closer inspection he spat out some food.
"Mrs. Balkham," Okan started laughing and sat down watching Balkham slowly suffocate with very little air.
"Who knew that getting trapped in school with snow could be so fun," Okan said while finishing the last of his sandwich.
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JDGreat
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Like the good book says, "Let He who is without sin throweth the first rock"... and I shalt smoke it
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Post by JDGreat on Jul 11, 2007 18:37:44 GMT
Jake dug himself out of the snow after a little while. Freezing was not fun. Oh well, looks like no way out for a while
He joined okan in the canteen and saw what he was laughing at. Then Jake laughed too. He continued laughing as he placed some left over magnesium into a cooking pot and lobbed outside when he lit it. The pot exploded when it hit the snow and blew most of the people sky-high.
"Here comes the Boom!" Jake quoted, as he does, and cackled evilly.
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Post by Benedict on Jul 11, 2007 19:32:45 GMT
Benedict found Mrs Balkham half dead, bleeding and croaking ina gony. He laughed. An stomped on her. Then, getting one of the crap plastic knives from the canteen, he scraped of the layers of makeup to reveal........ A MAN!
It was disgusting! He put it out of it's misery, (with the plastic knife) and walked over to where the still piping hot school lunches were... mmmmm chicken *cue to salivate*
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Quit staring at me!!!
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Post by Jake R on Jul 11, 2007 19:56:39 GMT
Jake enters the canteen. "hey guys wheres all those people i trapped using chicken and an open window. Come on, Balkam was meant to be mine  " "okay who did it" *Everyone points at jake G., including himself* Jake slowly walks toward JG with a mad glint in both eyes and a plastic spork in his hands "5...4...3..." |
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Post by JDGreat on Jul 11, 2007 20:48:49 GMT
Jake G returned the evil glare. He then picked up the one thing he could lay his hands on. It was a section of wood, broken from the old barricades that stopped tables and queue merging.
He hefted it in his hands and grinned.
"We never did have a serious fight did we?" Jake asked his friend. "Well, let's change that!"
With that, Jake started to walk towards Jake R.
"Two...One..."
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Post by Okan on Jul 12, 2007 12:22:16 GMT
Okan grinned at the sight of both Jakes. As if they were actually gonna have a real fight? But the glint in both their eyes showed they were both serious. Smiling at them, Okan exited the canteen and went down to the cloakroom. It was empty and cold. The entrance doors had collapsed with snow piling in. A year 7 was trying to escape from the Snow but was then completely submerged. ha, you loser Okan thought.
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Quit staring at me!!!
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Post by Jake R on Jul 12, 2007 17:03:10 GMT
Jake and Jake both fight using their seperate weapons, the fight went on for a full five minutes before the mighty weapons were smashed.
Jake and Jake then go into close combat and a mixture of both kung fu action and headbutts results in Jake being known as the superior fighter.
Both then swear to never mention this again and no one will ever know who is the superior Jake. They then both leave as friends again to find people to point and laugh at.
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Post by Okan on Jul 12, 2007 19:34:04 GMT
Okan having been bored by the cloakroom, entered the canteen again, this time to see the two Jakes just finish a fight. Just for fun, Okan sprinted towards Jake. G and pushing off a table he delivered a viscious kick towards Jake's gut.
(The same kick I did to Jake R. by the tree)
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Post by jayvenathwal on Jul 13, 2007 21:40:21 GMT
just then jayven burst in. he asked what the f**k was going on. he had just done a certain art teacher up the arse when he hear the jakes fighting inside the canteen. he was the only other living soul who knew who the supirior jake was as he had seen the full fight take place from behind the door. it was jake .....*choked by both jakes*
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Post by JDGreat on Jul 13, 2007 21:46:40 GMT
Jake G. looked up at Okan.
"Big mistake, Cypriot."
With that, he grabbed Okan's leg and flipped him onto his back. Using the metal forks, he stabbed them through Okan's blazer into the table, pinning him there.
Jake then moved the table towards the shattered window and put Okan's lower half outside in the feezing cold.
"I'll give little Okan about thirty minutes of survival time until the frostbite kicks in. Thenyour little swimmers ain't gonna be swimmin anymore."
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Post by jayvenathwal on Jul 13, 2007 21:49:48 GMT
"they will be spermsicles" jayven added!!
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Post by Benedict on Jul 13, 2007 21:51:58 GMT
"NOOOOOO" screamed Ben! Launching himself across the room and smashing into Jake G's face hard as a boulder. Knocking his head onto the floor he rendered him momentarily unconcious. "oh god are you alright! I thought he'd hurt you" ben cried.
Luckily, his cookie was indeed alright, and had not been crushed by Jake's foot.
Oha n Benedict then decided to free Okan... as an afterthought. But he had THE COOKIE.... [glow=red,2,300]muahahahaha... haha...ha*cough* *cough* hahahaha...[/glow]
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Post by jayvenathwal on Jul 13, 2007 22:13:12 GMT
muahahahaha... haha...ha*cough* *cough* hahahaha...
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